Saturday, February 25, 2017

My Wife Smells Like Fritos


"Ai, Yi, Yi, Yi, I am the Frito Bandito!" (This happens to be an ancient advertising jingle.)    To celebrate this February Fun Day, the teachers and several students brought salty snacks to school and we enjoyed them all day.   I also showed them a picture of one of my favorite items from when I was in first grade, a Frito Bandito pencil eraser.   And, although I love nori (roasted seaweed), the smoked bacon flavored roasted kale was the worst snack I have ever purchased.